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Great news, you guys...
my friend's grandma died.
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That's nice, P.J.
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You didn't hear what he said, did you, dad?
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That's nice, Gabe.
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P.J., how is it good news
that an old lady died?
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It's good news because
now I can buy her car.
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And they're only asking $1000,
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Which dad will help me out with.
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No, I won't.
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Amazing. How do you only
hear what you want to hear?
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Hey, I've been married to
your mother for 20 years.
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It's called survival.
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Come on, dad, I've saved up $700.
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All yohave to do is give me...
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The rest.
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No no.
I'm your dad.
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I'm not Santa claus and I'm not a bank.
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Well, you're built like both of them.
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Dad, please please.
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I really need my own car.
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Driving girls around in the bug truck.
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Just isn't working.
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Yeah, that's what's not
working... the bug truck.
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Look, P.J., I'm sorry, but I'm
not gonna give you the money.
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So I guess you're out of luck on this one.
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Way to go, dad.
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You just took an old lady's death.
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And turned it into something sad.
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,
and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybody
seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,
take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,
laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it is
up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,
I've survived ♪
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♪ so just take my advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I know
your future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everything
turns out all right ♪
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♪ your life is up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,
it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Okay, Charlie.
These are tools.
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This is a screwdriver.
And this is a hammer.
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And if you play your cards right,
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You'll never have to use either of them.
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- Hi. - Hi.
I brought you something from work.
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- It's grape to see you.
- It's great to see you too.
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Oh no, "grape to see you"
is the name of the smoothie.
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Wow, that is lame.
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I came up with it.
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And delicious.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Oh, so my mom's gonna be home from work.
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In, like, half an hour,
and then we can start studying.
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Oh, we were gonna study?
I didn't bring my books.
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Perfect.
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What're you doing?
Playing with tools, huh?
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Ow.
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Charlie, what are you doing?
That's Spencer, not Gabe.
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Ouch, she really got me.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
That's not like her.
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It's okay.
She didn't mean it.
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Right, Charlie?
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Who's your buddy?
Who's your buddy?
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Ow! She bit me.
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Charlie.
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Man, this really hurts.
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I'm so sorry.
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Maybe she thought you were yummy.
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Maybe you guys should feed her.
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We do feed her.
I mean, I don't,
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But I assume somebody does.
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I'd better go get this looked at.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, maybe we could
not study some other time.
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I'll call you.
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Okay.
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Charlie, you chased my boyfriend away.
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Are you happy now?
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- What are you doing?
- Looking for loose change.
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Gotta scrounge up 300 bucks somehow.
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How much do you have so far?
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A Penny.
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A checker.
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Possibly a grape?
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No.
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What if I said
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I could take care of your little problem?
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You can get this taste out of my mouth?
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No, I'm talking about the 300 bucks.
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How do you have $300?
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Simple... every day I have
mom make me lunch.
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And ask dad for lunch money.
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It adds up quick.
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So you'll give me the money?
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I will loan you the money.
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Oh, you know I'm good for it.
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Hey, you know where I live, right?
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Yeah, gonna need you to sign this.
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- What is it?
- Just a simple contract.
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That I downloaded from the Internet.
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Feel free to look it over.
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Whoa, a lot of words here.
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It's pretty standard.
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It just says you'll pay me back some money.
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And some, you know, other stuff.
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Good enough for me.
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Okay.
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You signed
where it says "date."
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And thinking that might happen,
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Here's another copy.
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And then Charlie bit him.
Why would she do that?
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Was he dressed like a giant cookie?
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Yes, Ivy.
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Spencer was dressed like a giant cookie.
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I'm serious.
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Charlie's never done this
before, like, with anyone.
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Well, maybe Charlie senses there's
something wrong with Spencer.
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You know what they say...
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Dogs and kids are the best
judges of character.
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Yeah, what could possibly
be wrong with Spencer?
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He's good looking.
He's smart.
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He's Captain of the football team.
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And he likes me.
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But how much do you really know about him?
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Spencer could be hiding something.
Everybody has a secret.
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Oh yeah?
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What's your secret?
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I love country music.
There, I said it.
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- You do not.
- Oh?
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Check this out.
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Oh yeah.
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Come on, do it with me.
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You know you want to.
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Oh, what the heck.
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To the left.
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To the back.
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Kick it.
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What do you think, mom?
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Wow, it's...
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It's a car.
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Where did you get it?
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It used to belong to my friend's grandma.
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Oh, did she stop driving?
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No, breathing.
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She was on her way to a buffet.
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And took a detour to heaven.
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Oh no.
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Luckily she was at a stop sign,
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So there was no body
damage... to the car, I mean.
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Okay, so she passed away in here?
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Right where you're sitting.
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And I'm out.
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Ahh.
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Ah, the new car smell.
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Or is it death?
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Take me to the arcade.
Step on it.
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Excuse me?
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Arcade... place for
fun and games.
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Step on it...
to drive quickly.
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I'm not taking you anywhere.
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I guess somebody didn't read his contract,
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Which clearly States.
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That you have to give me a ride.
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Whenever and wherever I want.
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You tricked me.
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Here, I brought you
a cute little cap to wear.
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While you're driving me around.
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- Hey, Spencer.
- What's up?
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I just wanted to see if we
were still on for tonight.
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My mom's working, so it's
just gonna be you and me.
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- That's great.
- And of course Charlie.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Tonight? I totally forgot.
I have a thing.
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A thing?
What kind of thing?
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It's a family thing.
I can't get out of it.
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Oh really?
Are you sure?
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Honey, he's not coming.
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Now chop me up something
and put it in the blender.
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Hey, I thought you said you had a thing.
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Yeah, but I think we need to talk.
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Oh, okay.
Come on in.
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I'd rather do this out here.
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Okay.
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What's going on?
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Teddy, I don't think this is working out.
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What's not working out?
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Us.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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Yes.
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Why?
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Because of her.
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Spencer, wait!
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Spencer!
Spencer!
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It was just a dream.
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Oh, Teddy honey, I almost forgot.
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I'm gonna need you to watch Charlie after school.
I have a dentist's appointment.
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No, I can't watch Charlie.
I have plans.
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I was gonna go surprise Spencer at work.
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Teddy, I've had a temporary crown.
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Since I was pregnant.
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With you.
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Mom, mom, mom, Charlie's been
driving Spencer and I apart.
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And if I don't go see him today,
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Our entire relationship might be at stake.
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Whoa. Okay,
calm down here.
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I was a teenager once.
I know what you're going through.
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And I'm gonna say to you exactly
what my mom said to me.
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In times like this...
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Get over it.
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That's so unfair.
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"deal with it," she said to me.
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You're ruining my life.
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I said to her.
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Now I could give you the
rest of the conversation,
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But let's just cut to the
chase... you're babysitting.
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Strangling me
is not gonna help.
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Dad, dad, dad!
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Hey! Hey!
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Help me, dad!
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
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- What is going on?
- He says he owns my car now.
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You refused to take me
where I wanted to go,
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Which means you're in
violation of our contract.
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- What contract?
- Here, read this for yourself.
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Whoa, a lot of words here.
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It clearly States.
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That if P.J. Doesn't
drive me wherever I want,
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The old lady's car is mine.
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P.J., you did sign it.
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Dad, it isn't fair.
He tricked me.
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Okay okay, all right,
all right, here we go.
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The hard part about being a dad...
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Making the tough decisions, right?
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So my decision...
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Uh, check page five, third paragraph.
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"this contract is not subject.
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R= arbitration
by Bob Duncan."
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Huh.
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Sorry, P.J.,
my hands are tied.
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Can I at least hurt him a little?
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No.
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Giddy-up.
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Boy, you've really embraced.
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The whole country Western thing.
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I've never felt so alive, y'all.
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I'm happy as a Turkey
the day after Thanksgiving,
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'cause it didn't get killed and eaten...
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Y'all.
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Yeah, real country people.
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Don't say "y'all" after every sentence.
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I think you let them say what they want.
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When they're babysitting your sister.
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Right. So Charlie's
upstairs taking a nap.
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And when she wakes up,
she might be a little hungry.
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Don't worry, partner.
I'll rustle her up some grub.
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Okay, well,
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I'd better hop in the saddle
and mosey on down to the mall.
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Before Spencer's shift ends.
266
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,630
Yeah, it's only cool when I do it.
267
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,840
What's wrong with you?
268
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,240
You want the car?
Here, take it.
269
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,740
I hope I never see it again.
270
00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:32,080
- What are you talking about?
- Okay, she's in it.
271
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,080
- Who is?
- The old lady.
272
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:38,450
She did not go to heaven.
She just went to the back seat.
273
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:40,590
Really?
274
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,560
You're saying the old lady's
ghost is haunting your car?
275
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,990
No, she's haunting your car.
276
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,730
What happened?
277
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,200
I was just driving.
278
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,200
And the radio goes on all by itself...
279
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,670
Classical music.
I don't listen to that.
280
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,570
Then I smell perfume...
281
00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,810
Old lady perfume.
I don't wear that.
282
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,980
You're crazy.
283
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,980
Dad, will you please tell him
there's no such thing as ghosts?
284
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,290
I wish I could, Gabe.
285
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,060
I wish I could.
286
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,960
You believe in ghosts too?
287
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,960
Well, I didn't used to.
288
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,390
And then came the fontana house.
289
00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,400
I'm telling you,
290
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,400
It seemed like a routine extermination...
291
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,900
A black widow nest up in the attic.
292
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,900
But the widow.
293
00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:31,070
Turned out to be
Mrs. Fontana...
294
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:34,040
The late Mrs. Fontana.
295
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,150
"late" means "dead."
296
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,150
You guys are just trying to scare me.
297
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,520
I wish we were, Gabe.
I wish we were.
298
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,720
Why are you saying everything twice?
299
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,460
I don't know, Gabe.
300
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,060
I don't know.
301
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:53,130
All right, enough.
I don't believe in ghosts.
302
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,130
That car is not haunted.
And thank you.
303
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,870
Don't say you weren't warned.
304
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,870
And remember, if you go in that car,
305
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,740
Beware of classical music,
smelly perfume...
306
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,740
And murder.
307
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:08,640
Dad, nobody was murdered in that car.
308
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,610
Not yet.
309
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,170
Don't move.
I'm in a relationship crisis.
310
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,770
This is your lucky day.
I rarely move.
311
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,750
- Spencer.
- Teddy.
312
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:49,850
What's going on?
Are you cheating on me?
313
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,320
What are you talking about?
314
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,520
I saw you with your arm around that girl.
315
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:59,360
You're cheating on me, aren't you?
316
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,200
Attention, everybody.
317
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:03,830
Juice boy here is a cheater.
318
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:06,940
And he never gives me
a full serving either.
319
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,940
Teddy, you've got it all wrong.
320
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,940
Oh, okay, so you just put your arm around.
321
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,270
All your customers, is that it?
322
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,280
No, I put my arm around my cousin.
323
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,880
- Your what?
- My cousin Skyler.
324
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,580
Oh.
325
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,590
Your cousin Skyler.
326
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,520
She seems nice.
327
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,620
It's okay, everybody.
328
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,790
She's just his cousin.
329
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:35,600
So return to your juices.
330
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,570
Look, my break's over.
Maybe you should go.
331
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,440
Yeah, sure.
I'm sorry.
332
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:44,270
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry.
333
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,210
I'm sorry too.
334
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,650
It's the other kid who never fills it up.
335
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:56,550
My own car.
336
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,550
The open road,
337
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,990
Freedom, wind in my hair,
338
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,390
And it's all just six years away.
339
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,970
Perfume?
No way.
340
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:23,150
Very funny, P.J.
341
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:27,050
P.J.? P.J.?
342
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,220
Get out of my car.
343
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:36,690
Get out of my car,
344
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:39,660
Little boy.
345
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,200
Who said that?
346
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:45,830
Or you can stay with me
347
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:50,040
Forever and ever
and ever!
348
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:59,950
Mommy!
Mommy!
349
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,990
Whew.
350
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,660
That went well.
351
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:12,530
Here, take your stupid car!
352
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:28,510
Hi. You're Skyler, right?
I'm Teddy.
353
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,980
Oh, right. I saw your picture
in Spencer's wallet.
354
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,080
Spencer keeps my picture in his wallet?
355
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,920
That's sweet.
356
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,920
Of course I put it in there,
357
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,760
But it's so sweet he didn't throw it out.
358
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,760
What have you got there?
359
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,630
- Pie on a stick.
- Where did you get it?
360
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,530
Pie on a stick.
361
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,600
It's just my way to say
"I'm sorry" to Spencer.
362
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,370
Because I kind of freaked out earlier.
363
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,000
I didn't know you two were cousins.
364
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,870
I thought you two were cousins.
365
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:59,310
No, Spencer's my boyfriend.
366
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,310
No, Spencer's my boyfriend.
367
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,380
Uh-oh.
368
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:06,850
So you two have met, huh?
369
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,750
Yeah, turns out we're cousins.
370
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,090
Anything you want to say, Spencer?
371
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:16,460
A free sample?
372
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,230
Sure, I'd love one.
373
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,430
Mm, delicious.
374
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,500
You should try some.
375
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,740
Don't forget dessert.
376
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,640
Hey, wait.
377
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,110
How could you?
378
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,610
- I'm sorry.
I can exp... - Just don't.
379
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:48,690
Teddy honey, are you okay?
380
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,260
No.
381
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,730
Scoot over.
382
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,100
Look, I know this probably
won't make you feel better,
383
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,970
But I know what you're going through.
384
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:07,440
So you had your heart broken too?
385
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,910
I did.
By Warren snodgrass.
386
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:13,950
Warren snodgrass?
387
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,820
Yeah, he was a lot cuter than he sounds.
388
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,820
Anyway, I was madly in love with him.
389
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,820
And then one day out of the blue.
390
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,830
He dumped me for Kim Brooks.
391
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,390
I was devastated.
392
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:28,260
So how did you deal with it?
393
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,270
I didn't.
394
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,770
I was a mess, thought my life was over.
395
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,940
But then I started dating.
396
00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:38,810
This tall, blond goof ball named Bob.
397
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,440
- Dad?
- No, Bob diddlebock.
398
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,080
But he introduced me to dad.
399
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,080
Look, honey, the point is.
400
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,680
If I hadn't had my heart broken,
401
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,350
I never would have met your father.
402
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:53,790
Then I would have never been born.
403
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,420
And I wouldn't be so sad right now.
404
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:59,590
Oh, no no, honey.
405
00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:02,430
Oh, it's terrible, I know.
406
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,430
It stinks.
407
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,430
But you know what, babe?
408
00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:09,100
It will get better.
I promise.
409
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:16,210
Hi, Charlie.
I'm here with your sister.
410
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,580
Who's having her first broken heart.
411
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,580
My first?
412
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,050
There's gonna be more?
413
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:25,120
No, honey, this is it.
414
00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:29,690
Anyway, by the time you're watching this,
415
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:32,430
You might be experiencing
your first heartbreak.
416
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:36,030
So just remember, it always gets better.
417
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:39,300
And I just wanted to say.
418
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,300
You were right about Spencer.
419
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,300
It's too bad you won't have a little sister.
420
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:46,070
Looking out for you when you're my age,
421
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,080
Although we never know.
422
00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:50,080
Oh, we know.
423
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:52,270
Good luck, Charlie.
424
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,170
What the...?
425
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,130
I'm sorry.
426
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:05,740
Leave melone.
427
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,380
No.
428
00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:12,810
No-o-o!
429
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,130
You such a good sister.
430
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,290
Come here. Come here
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